OK, first it was in my shower, crawling around, and I would watch it with one eye open, shampoo stinging. Now it has escaped into my room and it was last seen near my bed.
GAWD DISGUSTING. I picture accidentally stepping on it and salamander juice splurting between my toes. Or I see it crawling all over me at night, laughing.
geez. what if it is rabid and bites me. what if it lays eggs in my skin and it hatches and salamander babies come out of my face or something.
It is so small and freaky.
oh gawd, I feel it all over me.
that's it, I'm moving.
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india sucks, malaria and salamanders? Get out before you get attacked by a lamb chutney or something
Priya, salamanders are cool. You should be grateful there is not a queen lizard or lizard queen crawling about in your bed. That would be *really* slimy and scary.
Really, Priya. You need to stop drinking so much. It's not a REAL lizard. Look up Delirium Tremens on Wikipedia: "delirium tremens hallucinations are primarily visual, but associated with tactile hallucinations such as sensations of something crawling on the subject - a phenomenon known as formication."
You and all your formicating.
(We miss you.)
Is formication anything like fornication, cause there is NOTHING like that going on over here.
THANKS KASEY FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING ELSE TO FREAK OUT ABOUT. Now I am waiting for mini-salamander-face-eggs-hatching's mom to slam herself out of the wall, landing on my head, screaming and hissing.
Lamb chutney sounds disgusting! But you will be glad to know that I am eating my weight in food every day. India rules for getting people fat!!!
oh, and btw Tania, I miss you guys too!!
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